Scene: Mama in the kitchen preparing breakfast "doings". Maria supposedly just waking up to start her day. The time is 6:25am.
Enter Maria (trying to look sleepy)
Mama: Good morning, did you sleep well?
Maria: Yes, what's for breakfast?
Mama: Eggs and bagels.
Maria: Call me when it's ready, I'll be in my room. I built a fort in my bed and all the pollys are in there set up in their houses.
Mama: (quickly figuring the time required for such a set up) What time did you wake up?
Maria: I just came out of my room (trying to, not so subtly, avoid the actual question)
Mama: Were you awake when Daddy left? (This was 5:25am)
Maria: (smiling angelically) yes, but I promise it wasn't in the 4's!